Georgia Jokes

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Georgia Jokes
Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?
A: So he can park in a handicapped zone!

Dumb Georgia Laws
# It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
# You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
# Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
# Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
# Signs are required to be written in English.
# No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Acworth
# All citizens must own a rake.
Atlanta
# Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
# One man may not be on another man's back.
Columbus
# Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
# It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
Gainesville
# Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro
# It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Kennesaw
# Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
Marietta
# Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
St. Mary's
# No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
Quitman
# It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
# Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.