Surprise Package

[Joker]

Surprise Package


A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
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"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
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"I'm Jim."
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"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"
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"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"
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So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.
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"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.
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"Is it your brother?"
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"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
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When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"
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Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.
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"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"
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Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"
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"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.
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Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"


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