Yo Ho Haute and a bottle of rum!

[chris]

Yo Ho Haute and a bottle of rum!
      

Confidential memo to fashion show staff: I’ll be very honest. Our new designs are the worst ever.  No sane person would ever buy this dreck, so we need to divert the audience’s attention.  You know, the old flim-flam.
So far, suggestions have included a mass hypnotism, a hostage-taking, and releasing hungry wolverines. But [...]
         

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