Milking it

[Ryan]

Milking it


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
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The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
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"Breast fed," the woman replied.
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"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
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Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
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"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."



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