Blonde at the Appliance Store

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Blonde at the Appliance Store



A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
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"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
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She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
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"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
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"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
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She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
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"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
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Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
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"Because that's a microwave," he replied.



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