Blonde Paints a Porch

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Blonde Paints a Porch



A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.<BR><BR>"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"<BR><BR>"How about $50?"<BR><BR>The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.<BR><BR>"You're finished already?" he asked.<BR><BR>"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.<BR><BR>"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."



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