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            Go Knights!!   Lyrics below...

You ready? Let's do business.
For those of you who want to know what Clarkson's all about,
It's like this.

Its 90% white, 30% percent chicks,
15% in CAMP as graduates,
80% accepted,  80% pass,
and 100% top of their graduating class.

Defy, just kidding we're all the Convention.
That phrase was just made up by a marketing guy
He, graduated with a 2.5 and thinks
Just because he got out alive, that he owns the place.

I have news, he got it wrong.
Check it on the calculator,
Read all about it on the front page of the Integrator.
Call up the campus, ask them how much,
Better be worth it cause you won't be eating your lunch.

Yea, it's not really that easy, but that that's not what I'm here for
Coulda gone to WPI and been a poly-sci major
Coulda gone through St. Lawrence, done the whole pre-med crap
But I dont really have money, stupidity, or patience for that

Maybe it's the subway I'm eating, or the hockey I'm watching
Or the number of times my cars stuck in the lot, jump starting
The campuses concrete stone wall, the style in the mid fall  
Or that I can throw any &#@% on the ground thats biodegradable

Look, 15% of alumni, are CEO's
@#$%, I was one as a freshman, that's just how I roll
I have like five different tutors so my schedule's full
If I tried to run away I couldn't cause it's too @#$%ing cold
 
Careful-every five minutes to check your email,
Be careful watch your back while your running on the rape trail,
Careful at that frat, don't you end up in the Raquet
careful at SLU have a buddy watch your back, it's

CHORUS

Empire that always strikes-back, schoolies only talk-smack
Network always gets-hacked, nevertheless in-tact
I hate it these freshies wont stop growing out from the snake pit
The same place where the studio stations always try to transmit

And this place isn't boring, you just need to quit your @#$%&ing
The library doesn't suck, your just close-minded to fiction
Strange how this looks like New Orleans or Houston construction
And every time I check the cash bank I see a bigger deduction.

Like every class is internet based
If not you can just bring up the server and download it on WASTE
Bandwidth is slow and I cant get any youtubes
So much for top fourteen wired as judged by the Princeton review.
 
I Just got some rust proof
This might come in handy
Going to cover everything I can find from the floor to the roof
My entire car is parkerized, I wont be surprised
If its still gone by the spring if you want to know the truth.

The research!
Biotechnology, psycological instincts
Nanotubes, silicone and genetical fish tanks
Digital arts, a start
But good luck as the career fair
With business, engineering doesn't compare
Gimme a few couple months post graduation date
I'll be spewing the green - a @#$%ing millionaire
The real question is do you have the gene,
Will you do the dare?
The real answer is that it's your future,
And I don't really care.

CHORUS 2X

Clarkson University
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               Added: January 8, 2009

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