Vampire chicks feast on yummy plague flesh!

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Vampire chicks feast on yummy plague flesh!
      

Our story says gravediggers reopening mass graves would come across bodies bloated by gas, with hair still growing and blood seeping from their mouths, and believe them to be still alive. This explains not only the origins of vampire myths, but also why "Mass Grave Reopener" is often listed pretty far down on the scale of career choices, just above proctologist.
         

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