Don't Call A Woman Until You've Read The Following Rules"

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   Don't call a woman until you've read the following
rules:

   1) Don't call to Chit-Chat: The longer you talk,
   the more likely the conversation with become
   boring. Don't risk it. Keep all conversations
   short.

   2) Call Only To Make A Date: When you call a
   woman, you only call to make a date. Keep everything
   else to until you meet her in "real person".

   3) Talk Slowly: Most guys talk too fast and sound
   way too eager. Relax, and talk slowly!

   4) Use Your Flirty Voice: Don't sound like a robot
   when you're on the phone asking her out. Uee your
   flirting voice.

   5) Sound Cheerful: The energy of your tone is very
   important. If you sound cheerful, the woman will
   feel more comfortable going out with you.

   6) Don't Leave Her Messages: Messages are pretty
   useless. A lot of women just screen them and don't
   answer them. Or they just "forget".

   7) Don't Call Her Too Often: Don't call within 6
   hours time, and don't call her more than once
   a day. If you call her at lunch and she doesn't
   pick up, wait 6 hours and call her in the evening.
   If you call her in the evening and she doesn't
   pick up, wait a day or 2 before you call again!

    If a family answers, then just ask her to call
   your back. Don't leave any messages about meeting
   her, etc. You don't want her to be embarrassed!

   9) Hang Up Before She Does: Keep all conversations
   short and hang up as soon as you've made the date!