Get in Line

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Get in Line



A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.<BR><BR>The agent replies, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."<BR><BR>The passenger screams, "Do you have ANY idea who I am?"<BR><BR>The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."<BR><BR>The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."<BR><BR>She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."



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