The Vet Bill

[Joker]

The Vet Bill



A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.<BR><BR>The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."<BR><BR>The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.<BR><BR>The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too."<BR><BR>The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."<BR><BR>"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.<BR><BR>"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests."



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