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Dating And Dumping
Dating, usually, is a mainly  pleasurable,You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, happy time.   Meeting  new friends, finding affection, with  compatibility  and compatibility  is what its all about .
Unfortunately, sometimes, after perhaps a good start, things go  very wrong, and the  hard part comes when trying to  disengage from a relationship that is going nowhere .   If the other person doesnt want to call it a day  and you dont wish to be too brutal , here are a few tactics you may like to  think about.   
Before  using them, be advised  that, depending on the dumpees personality , you might  meet some problems along the way!   In the examples below, for easy reading  , Ive used him but it is just as likely to be her.
1.   Listen to his jokes and laugh heartily , but always in the  inappropriate place, just before the punch line , if possible.   If he is telling a joke to a crowd , jump in  and  give the punch line (preferably incorrectly) before he can  announce it himself.   Apologise profusely if he complains, but  continue doing it again and again.   
2.   If he is a stickler for punctuality , always be late.   Not just  slightly, but terribly late,  enough to spoil any date.   Dont apologise or make excuses ,You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, act as if this is perfectly normal  behaviour.
3.   If he invites you to a function  given by his  boss, try not to look your  most attractive.   Its  hard not to make yourself as attractive  as possible, but remember  he is showing you off to his employer  and colleagues  and you dont  wish to make him feel proud of you.   Doyour best (subtly) to look your worst.   Try to make a really bad  impression.
4.    When you go to a  show or film wait until  it is half-way through.   You then decide  that you really,You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, really need to go to the  bathroom and disturb the whole row  making your  exit (and then back in, of course).    Causing a nuisance to other patrons will not be pleasant, but remember , it is all in a good cause - your freedom.   After the show, when asked if you enjoyed it , of course it was much better the first time you saw it.   Repeat this performance every time you go to a show. . 
5.   If  he telephones, interrupt the call frequently, putting out the cat, turning on the oven, answering the doorbell,You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, anything at all to make the call unsatisfactory. .
6.    Try to think of any of your personal habits that seem to irritate him particularly  - and if you havent any, start  making some up.   Sniffing ,  sniffing,  scratching,You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login,  humming, interrupting  humming  - Im sure you can think up a few.    Be careful, though, that they dont backfire, and actually  become a habit!
7.   If he has a different haircut  or  wears something quite different from the usual, dont even notice it.   If its brought to your attention , appear unimpressed. 
8.    If you go out to dinner, (that is, if you arrive in time!) be very uncertain of what you would like.    Ponder,  alter your choice and eventually  at the end of the meal, say that you would  rather have liked something completely different , but you didnt like to make a  a big thing of it.
9.    Talk at length and as boringly as possible about girly things  (or if a man, about mens  interests).   You may bore yourself to tears, but  imagine  how it is affecting him!
10.   Is watching television together something you do?    appropriate the remote control and change channels often and at specially dramatic