Supplies

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An Italian man, a Scottish man, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and tells the Italian guy that he is in charge of sweeping. He tells the Scotsman that he is in charge of the shoveling. The Chinese guy is in charge of supplies. The foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns the pile of sand is still there untouched.

He asks the Italian guy, "Why haven't you swept any of this sand?"

The Italian guy says, "I no hava a broom. You saida the Chinese fella wasa ina chargea supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

The foreman then turns to the Scotsman and says, "You were supposed to shovel this pile of sand."

The Scotsman says, "Aye, boot ah could nay get meeself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in charge of supplies, boot ah could nay find him either."

The foreman is really angry and storms off toward the pile of sand. He is looking for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"