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Started by ben2ong2, October 21, 2006, 02:30:24 PM

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October 21, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake ?

A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
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October 21, 2006, 02:39:54 PM
Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?

A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel
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#9
October 21, 2006, 02:41:42 PM
Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
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October 21, 2006, 02:47:01 PM
Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

A: They give them gas.
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October 21, 2006, 02:48:23 PM
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
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October 21, 2006, 02:51:08 PM
"Two Martinis, bitte."

"Dry?"

"Nein, I said TWO!"
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October 21, 2006, 02:52:56 PM
Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?

So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
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