Hillary to Spend Rest of Campaign in Soundproof Glass Box

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Hillary to Spend Rest of Campaign in Soundproof Glass Box
Andy Borowitz - Sat Nov 3, 3:00 AM ET

Creators Syndicate - In what some observers are calling a strategic masterstroke to avoid missteps in her quest for the Democratic presidential nomination, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) will spend the rest of her campaign encased in a soundproof glass box, aides confirmed today.