Another Canadian Joke

[ben2ong2]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all the clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks."

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move.""Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that one?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she's never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is
that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that old Abe only told two lies in his entire life.

"Where's Paul Martin's or Jean Chretien's clock?" asked the man."They're
in Jesus' office. He's using them as ceiling fans."