A Canadian Prime Minister

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A man on his way home from work on downtown Ottawa came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself "Wow , this traffic is even worse than usual , nothing is moving!"

He notices a police officer walking up and down between the cars so he rolls down his window and asks "Excuse me , Officer. What seems to be the holdup?"

The Officer comes over to his car and replies "The Prime Minister is just so depressed over the corruption scandals that he stopped his limo in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start himself on fire. He says that country hates him and he can't quit because he doesn't have a big enough pension to retire on. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" the man says as he reaches for his wallet.

"So far only about a hundred litres , but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning ...."